La-La-La-La-La-Lasagna

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For some reason it seems like a lot of people fear lasagna.  I have some theories, but I'll reserve them for a minute.

Lasagna is, at the root, pretty simple.  There are variations on how many layers, and the like, but really it comes down to a good sauce and making sure everything is spread evenly.  But, don't worry about the decorum, because whatever you do is going to be wrong to someone.  I mean, take Southern Italy, New York, and New Jersey just for starters.  Every hamily has one.

 

Nutrition Facts
Serving Size 410g
Servings Per Container 8

Amount Per Serving
Calories 562 Calories from Fat 231.3
% Daily Value*
Total Fat 25.7gg 40%
Saturated Fat 11.7gg 59%
Trans Fat 0g
Cholesterol 141mgmg 47%
Sodium 625gmg 26%
Total Carbohydrate 29.4gg 10%
Dietary Fiber 2.1gg 8%
Sugars 1.6gg
Protein 41.3gg 83%

*Percent Daily Values are based on a 2,000 calorie diet. Your daily values may be higher or lower depending on your calorie needs.

So, here's what I do.  A basic five-layer lasagna but all home-style.

First thing first, get some sauce going.  I use a marinara loosely based on my pasta sauce recipe here but if you have a favorite go for it. I use up somewhere around 64oz of tomatoes, so whether making from scratch or using store bough (I won't judge, I've done it) plan accordingly.

At the same time, set the oven for 375 so it has time to heat up.

While that's simmering, work out some meat. A pound or so will do.  I prefer a blend of things, but ground beef works okay.  Preferably I like mixing half-and-half ground beef and lamb sausage, but ground Italian pork sausage is available at most grocers and works very well too.  Mash that up, get it good and done, and set aside to cool.

Next comes the cheese, and there are two (actually three) kinds.  The first, and probably most important, is the cheese mix.  In a mixing bowl, combine 8oz ricotta, two cups mozzarella, and 1/4 cup (ish) parmesan along with two eggs.  Mix that until it's homogenized and set aside.  

At the same time, make sure you have two-ish cups of mozzarella and a respectable amount of Parmesan set aside as well.

The sauce is always the gating factor.  Never rush it, and let it guide you.

So, when everything is ready, everything happens all at once.  Personally, I hate it when life does that to me, by lasagna is always an exception.  Because lasagna.

Take a 9×13 dish, coat the bottom with canola oil if you like, and follow that up with a generous ladel's-worth of sauce.  Spread it around evenly and lay down a layer of noodles.

This is the part where I realize that I never mentioned no-bake noodles.  A couple of companies make them, but despite some of my political reservations Barilla just makes the best.

Anyway, a layer of sauce for a base, and a layer of noodles.  On top of that (this is kind of the past version of an erector set) thow down half the meat you made, and 1/2 of that funky cheese mix and a ladle (or two depending) of sauce.  Use the back-side of the ladle to get everything smooth and even in the underlayment.  The noodle sheets will move around but you'll be surprised at how quickly they wander back into place.

Then, another layer of noodles, and a cup or so of Mozzarella, plus enough sauce to get everything laid down evenly.

And, another layer of noodles, meat,last half cheese mix, and sauce as before.  Smoosh it around ang get everything level again.

One more layer of noodles and we're at the top.  Use the rest of the Mozzarella, the rest of the sauce, and give a generous sprinkling of Parm.  Cover that with foil and toss it into the oven for 25 minutes.

When the alarm wakes you up, pull the pan out, remove the foil, and put back in the oven for 5-7 minutes to brown the top.  Let rest for another ten minutes and serve.

That's all there is, really.

But, I've promised a shopping list:

No-bake lasagna noodles
Meat (beef and/or pork or lamb if you're daring)
Lotsa Mozzaralla
Parmesan Cheese
Eggs
Pasta sauce – canned or here: http://www.nomdujour.net/uncle-olavs-pasta-sauce-non-recipe/